Shyemaa'-Hello and welcome to another episode of Dumb
Criminals Attack. Today we have a very special
guest and I mean special , named Black Brownie
White the Third. Now her story is very unique - so
let's hear it. Welcome Black Brownie White the third.
Samar - Thank you for having me here. I can't wait to tell you
Shyemaa'-Let's start off with the whole story. What were you
doing at that pet store?
Samar - Well, first of all can you believe the prices for the
dog food these days? A box of kibbles for $2
bucks? Dagnamic; that's a lot of money. So what I
was doing in there is getting some food...for my
dog...that was hungry..
Shyemaa'-According to reports I have here, it states that you
live by yourself..without a dog..In fact, it states that
that you live in an ally-way in a box.
Samar - Well, my box was hungry (coughs) so was I ..You
know, I was pretty succesful getting away from the
cops, but the dogs kept chading me. You knowm I
couldn't quite figure out what they were after.
Shyemaa'-How do you feel about getting a life sentence? I
mean robbing a bank is one thing..but stealing from
animals? That's just cruel!
Samar - (pause for 3-4 secs) It's not my fault! It was the
goldfish. The goldfish told me to do it! It was the
goldfish - staring at me like that, and floating upside
down..All I wanted to do was to get my kibbles and
get out of there. Don't you see? I'm the victim!